December 2011
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Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...
– Edgar Allan Poe (via livefreaky-diefreaky)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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me: whoops
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i could have been your everything and we could...
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i'm addicted to infomercials....i just can't look...
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